Friday, June 14, 2013

Sensory Overload.

Checked out an Anticon showcase at the Metro. D33J killed it with his stationary set. The people dancing looked like zombies stumbling around. White people don't know how to dance, but we already knew that.

The next band House made me want to kill myself in the quickest way possible. Thank goodness I was friends with the bartender, there wasn't enough percocet in the world that'll make this band sound less annoying and whiny. 

And then Baths got on and I had to leave after two songs. I actually came to see Baths first and foremost, but just couldn't handle all the high notes and a pizza puff and hot dog sounded way more enticing.

My view from work the next morning. Not good for someone who is afraid of heights aka me.

I love working in black and white...unless its on all kinds of uneven bricks. 

Thank god this was meant to be seen from a distance. CZR spear headed this and killed it in his rendering style. 

This one is for the ladies...or fellas.

Went back to the Metro for Red Bull BC one battle. You get the idea, a bunch o dudes way healthier than you spinning in circles and grabbin their sacs. A 12 year old almost won the the competition. Step ya game up dudes! 

One of my favorite writers with a killer stainer from like 5 years ago. This kid goes in homo.

Ate some fancy shit, and drank some fancy shits at Slow Food's annual Pig Roast over at Goose Island Fulton. It was a chill party along with a few surprises such as the Jillian and Lolita straight out the barrel. I was a little lit by this point.

Also walked out with this nice little surprise courtesy of the homie Ryan who was feeling very generous this day. 

What better way to cap off the night with an almost 3 year bottle of beer with friends from Korea? 

This is 90% done up to this point. CZR lookin sad wishing he had a full greasy luscious head of hair like the biker just above him. 

Ugh, I look like an unshowered emo bum...oh wait I am just that. Pick up your copy of Cholos magazine - I also think I have the shortest full name in Chicago.

Ha. These guys are hilarious. 

I never thought I'd hive a Pomegranate's anus so much detail and time. 

Painted this wall at a friends house inbetween finishing work and having to go back to work for a meeting. Fun times. 

Got a hot dog across the street and saw a whole potato nugget in my stash. I'm just glad it wasn't a finger. 

So many things awesome and wrong with this. 

I like the whole build as you go michelada happening here over at the Taco Joint. 

Finally made it down to Naperville to check out the homie Paul. If it wasn't for this painted sign, you'd swear you were being taken hostage somewhere. 

I would love to be a hostage here though. 

Sweet little space already looking to expand and I expect to see many more barrels outta this spot. 

After sniffing barrels and ejaculating my pants, we decided that we needed to stuff our faces and decided to check out Two Bros. semi new brew pub, Roundhouse.

Just to show you to scale how massive the fucking entrance is. Tat and Ted are actually 8 ft tall in real life. 

The outdoor patio is a ginormous circle with a concert stage size gazebo in the middle. I was obsessed with this random enormous fire place. WHY??? 

Fucking nothing is small here - NOTHING! 

Except surprisingly the game sausage. I loved kicking it out in the burbs. Felt foreign but strangely familiar with a lot more greenery and rich white folk. I suggest everyone to take a metra, drive, and the fuck outta dodge if even just for the day until traffic dies down. It was refreshing and look forward to doing it again this weekend. 

1 comment:

  1. You're hilarious. (The "8-feet tall" caption killed me.) Yet informative as all get-out. Q: can you share--have you encountered any Chicago-land breweries with *vegan* grub?