Sunday, July 8, 2012

For Maximum Enjoyment, Press Play Before Reading.

 ***For maximum enjoyment please press play before reading this blog.
 Hellooooo everybody... Live from somewhere... It's Wes Restless in this bitch. BOOYAKASHA!!! or however ali g spells it. With a name like "Sleeping Is For Suckers," this blog and I are a match made in heaven. if your idea of heaven is waking up feeling like you're going to die every morning...

This is me. I am 30 years old. I am getting married next month. I am a Leo. I like making music, drawing, and Busch Lite. I have recently taken up golf and I am working on becoming a better cook. Basically...I'm street as fuck. 
This is my soon to be wife (fiance sounds gay) Heather at her bridal shower...Isn't she beautiful? She is the love of my life. One day she will learn to cook me a nice dinner with those tools on her apron but until then...
This is the dog we want. #francis
This is my band...The Jordan Years. I like to pretend I'm Sly Stone and get DEEP in the studio...and by "studio" I mean Mike's basement.   Put us into your googlater and see what happens. We are releasing a cool new tape called "Homemade Hustler" before your mom starts menopause this year.
Our director Adam Witt and my stunt double/brother Chris on "set" on our exciting new "music video."
My house is clean...look at me.
Turn to your right...we clean urrwerr.
Diz wurr I make teh beatzzz...
Diz how I make teh graffixxx...
Dis iz my posse.... heroes in a half shell
We like cooking pigs with Won. This is the last one we boiled up...
Diz wut he turnt into...
I have been trying to learn how to entertain like a "gay." Here is the recent spread I buttered onto my guests' bewbz.
Forgive the lack of fancy restaurants in my post...I am trying to be camera ready these days so it's nothing but fine salads for the kid....
Large Chicken Salad...
Large Steak Various...
Chicago is hot...lens flair hot...

summer X storms = Al Qaeda (feelin like da patriot akt is wacheeng bro)
bombs bursting in air...
Speaking of "bombs" my e-friend Stem YNN did a cool WES sketch for me.
and I caught this ill WERE streaker in the bathroom at darkroom...(yes I had to creep).
and REVISE keepin' it flashy with that pimp slap of an R...
and CZR PRZ killin it w/ Medusa's chicken head sister...Bird Brains.
#BUCKTHEFUFF ***you are about to embark into the softer side...
our invites have finally arrived...gasp
Who designed those beauties...#wesrestless
#gottabetheshoes 
***WARNING...this is the softest pic I will probably ever post of myself on the internet #soenjoy
 
Helped my friend Josh move out of his place at a cool, vintage paint store.
Den kicked it wit my smart frenz...
#tooch4321 had an old sketch i did for my buddies that were about to fly to italy.
Went to West Fest and ran into my bredren Aaron and Kevin from #theopus 

Sorry I haven't been in better touch. It's a bit challenging to weave it into my breezy life of "white leisure."

I hope you've enjoyed reading this blog as much as i've enjoyed writing it. Word to all your dundaddas. Limeade Kisses... -WES

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