Sunday, August 21, 2011

Being Sick in the Summer Fucking Sucks.



I wish I was the recipient of this card but I think my card would read more like "Hello, you have toilet paper sticking out of your pants." I usually lay toilet paper on the seat if I'm gonna do a number 2 and I ended up with that paper sticking out for almost 30 minutes. I'm really glad there wasn't poop on it.



On my merry way to work when I saw this classic scenario in progress. The guy that no girl wants to date but every girl wants to befriend as a brother type pal. Makes the slightly attractive girl feels secure and makes them laugh and has to hear about the boy friends that he'll never get to be. I must have been in a shit mood when I took this picture! This is why porno exists.



After I shed one gangster tear, I decided to put up some stickers promoting this site. HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE A STICKER @ revisecmw@gmail.com. Maybe there will be a prize for anyone that sends me a picture of a sticker up? PERHAPS?



Driven and walked by this place for quite a while and decided to finally just walk in a try a "devil dawg."



The only devilsh thing about these fucking lukewarm (yes lukewarm!) dogs was the diarrhea that almost exploded all over my American Apparel boxer briefs. Bland and overloaded with crap that just all ended up as mush. It wasn't even busy in there which is always a sure tell sign of quality when they have time to prepare for consumers. Booooooooo on them.



To balance that epic hotdog failure, Half Acre released their annual Double Daisy Cutter which used Galaxy hops which to me means nothing but put it in my mouth and let me make poor decisions already.



It was sketch Thursday time at Lokal except Lokal hired this weird washed up polish cover band that sucked so we moved it to the Wormhole over on Milwaukee. An 80's retro type place with a bunch of random 80's movie memorabilia and well placed furniture.



I want this to be my bed frame. Why a coffee shop needs this Delorean to occupy this much space as decor is beyond me...still pretty cool that its on display.



Can you believe this movie debut was over 20 years ago? Yikes. I am now that guy who says shit like "I remember when..." No body likes that guy.



This little fucking douche bag had some nerve poking fun at passerby's in his docker loafers, tight cut off jean shorts and his nautical thrift shirt. This makes me wish killing wasn't illegal. Also makes me wish I was young again.



There is just all kinds of wrong with this. I thought Soul Glow was bad but fucking curly pudding??? Really? Whats next frizz stew? wavey frosting? semen q's? Pudding should only come in chocolate form. Money was spent for this ad to be displayed...no wonder graffiti is still so rampant.



He is climbing things on his own and yelling for no reason...hide everything.



Checked out Brian's work over at the Center at Halsted where I paid a suggested but mandatory donation of $5. Why even front like anything is suggested? the door people make you feel like shit when you suggest not paying. At least the work was good.







Afterwards, went to go check out Mucca Pazza over at Lincoln Hall which used to be 3 penny cinema back in the day. Home of the 3D porno movie. If you ever wanted to feel insecure as a man, check out John Holmes in 3D...his junk looks like a skin canoe about to crash into your face.



Mucca pazza is marching band on crack. There are like 20 members, including annoying old cheerleaders, a full brass band and random instruments everywhere. I think each member gets like 10 dollars every gig.



Don't get me wrong, they were good and entertaining but when you go to a concert by yourself and are surrounded by every single white person in Lincoln Park...its hard to get excited about anything.



I had to wake up early the next day and cook anyways. It was official real BBQ day. Smoked a 5 lb. brisket and a 3.5lb pork shoulder in apple and cherry wood. Good lord they tasted good.



The highlight of the day was playing around with the sous vide machine. Andrew and I sous vide some short rib burgers and whole rainbow trout. Dear Santa, for Christmas this year...



And then the weird booze came out.



I'm going to stick to good ol American shit next time. This made me feel not so good.



Monday Funday. CZR PRZ and I got down over at Kyu Sushi on 939 n. Ashland and painted a little ditty.



Kyu is also my brother's name which made me realize that I've never "tagged" his name ever and after this job hopefully never have to. Not my favorite letters to freak out.





This is also home to one of the best ramen I've had in the city thus far.

Seriously though, if you want a sticker and are willing to put it up somewhere weird and document it, Ill get yah a prize somehow...it could be a stouffers frozen meal, an old print, an old tee shirt I dont want anymore, maybe a ben sherman shirt that doesnt fit anymore...who know? revisecmw@gmail.com




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  1. ive put up a handful of your stickers, but no flicks or any idea where they were put up, i was wasted sorry thanks

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