Thursday, November 11, 2010

Stupid Smart Phones and Their Stupid Updates

So now I have photos from February and had to take all new photos...This fucker was delicious.

Dessert. This is how I lure my catch, I rub doo doo on my fingers and naturally dogs will come to me.

This happy couple have been together for a couple of years. They'll adopt some Asian or African baby soon. Ha I kid...They're ugly dikes.

They have matching pillows.

Recent work. I pretend to paint sometimes.

This is every Asian man's dream to have a shoe size this big to disprove and discredit the stereotype of AZN men and their ummmm...shortcomings...Yao Ming is all we have thus far.


Black and White cookie, Ebony and Ivory, Unification, Diversity, Reparations, Interracial Love...It was actually a drug transaction.

I do chalkboards here and there. This was one of the more cohesive ones that I took my time on.

I also enjoy an adult beverage from time to time.

I wish I can say that this was taken on Halloween...

I pretend to cook and eat well, this was actually a cheeseburger liquified with duck fat cubes, and shredded placenta.

Got to attend the Festival of Barrel Aged Beers...This is one of two photos I took and remember from the event. Black out drunk, puking, crying, wandering, falling - I don't remember any of it. I just know I'm going next year. Carter thought it was Halloween so he decided to look like a young Chuck Norris.

Half of these beer nerds were talking about World of Warcraft and Magic card gatherings.

I successfully babysat my nephew for the first time. This picture says it all, I have a funny looking face.

My timing on these posts are terrible. This is the subdued version of things I ate, painted, drank, cooked and DJed. I'm a terrible photographer, and updater. I did however get to see Predators finally and thought Lawrence Fishburne got fat as fuck.